So, my hub entered an XBOX/Doritos contest with a pitch to make the next Xbox Live game: Doritos Ninja Destroyer! Check it out! [link]

Yo dudes, get PUMPED because DORITOS NINJA DESTROYER is the most radical game you'll play in your lifetime!

Do you have the smooth skills, mad moves, and radical reflexes to control PLAYER 1 and PLAYER 2? Is Xbox Live Arcade ready for a game so face-crushingly awesome, you can kick butt in two of the best old school genres in the same stage!?!

Blast suckas with your laser cannon one minute and smash their torso into the concrete the next! Hours of replayability! You unlock the content you want first and leave the crappy stuff for your kid brother! Behold 8 stages of intensity and finger blistering PAIN! With enemies unique to each stage, you'll be destroying ninjas all day!! And if that's not enough, check out the cemetery where the dead come back for revenge!!

Yes, that IS a clown ninja raining havoc on a giant dragonsaur! What ELSE would you expect from a game this face-scorchingly RAD?! Kill it before it orphans your children, leading them on a psyche-shattering quest for soul-numbing VENGEANCE!

If you think you got the guts or if your guts think they have the guts, VOTE FOR DORITOS NINJA DESTROYER!